If like us you have been sat scratching your for the last few weeks about what exactly the point of a Citreon Berlingo is – aside from being, just about the ugliest vehicle you have ever seen- then worry no more. The car has just been announced as the weapon of choice in European dogging circles. It’s roomy, it’s sturdy and it has plenty of peepholes for all of your fellow perves. So if seedy public sex and masturbation is really your bag then get yourself onto Auto Mobile and get your hands on one.
Personally, we don’t really see the fuss, with either the car or outdoor frolics with groups of strangers but that’s just us. Plus, one clear problem with having a van as your smut car of choice is that well...it’s hardly inconspicuous is it? Surely a cramped up Skoda would be better no?
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